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Monday, August 20th, 2007

Time:12:26 am.
I think tattoos are hot, but this one seems kind of redundant (link goes to porn; nothing weird but NSFW).
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Friday, December 1st, 2006

Subject:Catching Amy
Time:11:10 pm.
Mood: horny.
Amy and I are still hooking up, and it looks like she'll be moving back to town because she found another job here. I have to be careful to keep this a strictly friends-with-benefits thing because it's too soon for me to get in another relationship. She's made comments that make it sound like she doesn't expect this to be exclusive, but we'll need to actually talk this over sometime soon.

I was surprised to learn that Amy is a virgin, considering how outgoing she is and her libido. We started having oral sex pretty quickly, which she'd never done either. She has an amazing stamina for sucking cock, and as you may have guessed from my username, I love going down on her too. However we are both better at getting each other off with handjobs, which I wouldn't have expected. She has a spot a centimeter or two under the flesh of her clit that gets so hard I can feel it inside her with my fingers. If I keep my finger right on that spot she goes WILD; I've had her orgasm for a minute or two straight.

So we've basically kept it to handjobs and oral for several weeks because she wasn't on birth control. Fortunately I finally got the vasectomy I've been wanting for years, and while it still takes several weeks to completely clear the system of sperm, we feel that condoms plus my slackening sperm count make intercourse attainable.

So late last night Amy eagerly gave me her virginity. It was so hot to finally be inside her. She was so wet and ready that I slipped into her without any discomfort, and pretty soon she had me pumping in and out of her at high speed. With my last girlfriend Bernadette it was a real effort to work my dick into her virgin pussy. In fact I didn't get all the way in until the second time we had intercourse. And yeah, while that was an erotic event, it's not something I need to do again and I was happy to deflower Amy and introduce her to the hot 'n heavy stuff right away.

When we woke up this morning we had sex again. I made sure to come from a blowjob first, splattering my semen all over her chest, so that I was sated and could give my full attention to the long, rich fuck Amy deserved. This girl is definitely hot for sex in a way Bernadette just never was.
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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

Time:8:45 am.
Mood: horny.
So I broke up with Bernadette a few weeks ago, and in that time I've been hanging out with a girl named Amy. She actually asked me out back in March, not knowing I was in a relationship, and I accepted, not realizing it was a date. We went to dinner together and then went sledding. The misunderstanding was discovered and we decided to try to be friends. However Amy was exactly the kind of person Bernadette would dislike, so I wasn't able to see much of her until the breakup. I think she's pretty darn cool.

Spending time with her has been comfortable and fun. Having just got out of a four-year relationship, I MUST NOT get into anything serious right away. As it turns out, in two weeks Amy is moving home to a small town in rural MN. So we've begun hooking up in earnest.

Two nights ago we started making out really heavily, and eventually our shirts came off. We slept together in my bed, though chastely. Last night the action was even heavier. Shirts came off followed by her bra, and there was a whole lot of serious dry humping. We rubbed each other's crotches with our hands a little too. We're going to fuck any night now, but I want to pace ourselves a little just so there's still something to look forward to. We fell asleep for a bit and Amy went back to where she's staying at 2am. (She's already out of her apartment and crashing with a friend till mid-September while finishing out her job. We decided (reluctantly) that Amy should actually spend a night at the friend's place so as not to seem ungrateful of the hospitality.)

That's the news so far.
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Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Time:10:09 am.
So Bernadette and I are breaking up, thank god. It was obvious she just had no interest in the seamy side of sex like I do and was never going to break out of her vanilla boundaries. Don't think that was my sole reason for ending the relationship; there were several other long-term compatibility issues that influenced my decision cumulatively.

So I'm looking for 1 bedroom apartments. Look for this newly single guy to come back in a big way soon!
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Friday, January 28th, 2005

Time:8:33 am.
It's a sad day for a guy when his girlfriend's hottest friend moves away.
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Monday, January 17th, 2005

Subject:My how she's grown up!
Time:8:55 am.
So back in high school I was a member of the National Honor Society. One of the things they made us smart kids do was tutor other students. I was assigned to this girl who was doing abysmally in a subject I was acing. I did what I could, but she just didn't get it. Her attention was focused on her future career as a fashion model. After a month of ineffectual tutoring she dropped the class and I never saw her again (big high school).
Yesterday Bernadette was watching some fashion thing on Bravo or something and suddenly my erstwhile student popped into my head. I decided to do a web search on her name, to see what came of her. Turns out she doesn't seem to have made it as a fashion model, but she was a Playboy Playmate )
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Thursday, December 23rd, 2004

Time:8:17 am.
I need to figure out a way to have sex on the bookmobile.


With the bookmobile librarian.


She is so cute!
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Saturday, August 14th, 2004

Subject:True story
Time:10:45 am.
Herein lies a completely true account of the swingers' party I attended in college. Read more... )
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Monday, June 28th, 2004

Time:9:02 am.
People seem to reject the facial cumshot because it is demeaning and chauvinistic. I disagree. I don't get a thrill out of seeing a woman's face splattered with cum because I want to "mark my territory" or see her covered in filth. Semen is the natural outcome of sex. It's not even a byproduct; it's the intent. The biological point of sex is to ejaculate semen. Treating it as some unwanted side effect, to be quickly and discretely disposed of, is artificial. Now in a biological sense semen shouldn't be seen or felt, because we should only be having unprotected vaginal sex, but the human sexual experience is much broader. Men masturbate. Most men masturbate a lot. We see our semen all the time. It's there glistening on our bellies and thighs, and all over our hands. Men are in touch with their cum. They're not afraid of it. They're not going to freak out if any of it gets on their skin. To me a facial indicates that a man's partner is also accepting of cum, that she too can enjoy it, even revel in it. I think it's accepting, not demeaning. It acknowledges that semen is part of sex, and isn't just there to be shot into a bodily orifice or birth control device and ignored.
Ladies, consider this. It is virtually impossible to go down on you without getting quim all over our faces. If your male partner is okay with that, accepts that it's part of sex, maybe even enjoys it, then it's only fair to accept the external application of cum as well.
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Monday, June 14th, 2004

Time:9:06 am.
Sorry I've been lax about posting. The conversion of my girlfriend Bernadette from horny-but-vanilla to sex-freak continues to make gradual progress. There was a breakthrough a few nights ago: I was eating her out and fingering her and she started wriggling her hips to draw my finger out of her wet little pussy. At first I thought she was finding it uncomfortable, but then she started repositioning her hips millimeter by millimeter until my finger was poised at the next hole down! I brushed around the opening of her asshole and she let out quite a gasp of pleasure. I continued to lick her clit and finger the entrance to her virgin ass till she came.
Then last night I was going down on her and she again repositioned herself to take my finger. I was caressing her just at the entrance but almost immediately she started pushing against my finger, actually trying to take it inside a little. I hadn't even touched her inside her pussy yet, so I had to pull my right hand away and stick my left index finger in her cunt to get some lube, then went back to her eager asshole. She took it a little ways in, and when she came from the oral, her sphincter clenched around the tip of my finger in a most pleasing way.
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Monday, May 3rd, 2004

Time:9:16 am.
For those of you who have been dying to visualise me: )
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Friday, April 30th, 2004

Time:7:02 pm.
Bernadette got her first shot of Depo-Provera recently, so we're going off condoms and now I'll be able to shoot my cum inside her without any barriers. Depo-Provera is supposed to be effective within 24 hours, but some nurse mentioned to Bernadette that she might want to wait 2 weeks to be safest. And (this is the silly thing) she's taken that utterly literally, so tonight, being exactly 2 weeks later to the day, is finally the night. I want to be safe too, but there's no way something magic happened in the last 24 hours so that shooting my load in her last night would have been any different.
Oral aside, I haven't left my cum inside someone since 1999, when I atypically had anal sex with Michelle without a condom. And I haven't cum in a vagina without a rubber since my first year of college, 1996, when I still trusted Michelle with her birth control pills. Tonight is going to feel really good...
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Thursday, April 15th, 2004

Time:8:45 pm.
There's this meme going around. I don't honestly know how many people read this journal, but if you're interested please ask me 3 (or so) questions and I will answer them as honestly as possible as long as they don't threaten my anonymity or insult me.
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Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004

Subject:More with Dana and Zeke
Time:10:35 am.
There's more to the saga of Dana and Zeke, the married couple who hooked up with me and my last girlfriend, Michelle.
We continued seeing Dana and Zeke once or twice a week for another month. Most of these sessions are a blur in my mind. There was a time we tried to watch Zeke’s favourite movie, Plunkett and MacLaine, only about halfway through it turned into a frenzied four-way makeout session. I can remember almost nothing of what transpired because my higher brain functions literally shut down. We all became grunting animals, kissing open-mouthed, sucking at breasts. I don’t even remember if our pants came off or not. I do know the 2 girls swapped between Zeke and me frequently. I’m pretty sure they fooled around with each other too. I do have a flash of Dana straddling me while I sat on the couch, leaning forward with her arms on the back of the couch so her tits were pillowed against my face.
When you’ve been with one person for a long time, it is so indescribably exhilarating to touch another person intimately. The feel of a long-term partner becomes familiar, second-nature, to the point that their body can seem like an extension of your own. A new person has a new shape, a new temperature, and you realise anew that you’re caressing, holding another person. It’s that feeling, more than anything else, that I retain from that intense evening.
After Dana and Zeke left I do remember Michelle crumpled in the far corner of my couch, breathless with sexual exertion and the emotional intensity. I took her in my arms and told her how beautiful this all was to me. How when I cared for someone I wanted them to experience as much pleasure as they could, so her kissing another man or caressing another woman’s breast made me love her even more intensely. I told her how hot I thought our sex life was, and how we were celebrating it by showing it off to others. Michelle had been worried that doing this would make her a slut, but I told her I didn’t believe in sluts. Men want to experience physical pleasure with different partners, and this desire is generally acceptable. Women, I said, are just as sexual as men, and should be able to pursue their desires as far as they want too. I told her that when I saw her with other partners, I literally thought “what a total stud,” that women who pursue their desires are as much studs in my mind as men, and that I was so impressed with her studliness. I was speaking absolutely honestly and Michelle saw that and told me how beautiful everything I had just said was. And then we made love to one another, and even though we’d just been having a foursome, it was not a letdown or commonplace. It was the best sex we had all that summer.
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Time:10:02 am.
Well Bernadette's definitely making progress: she spontaneously suggested a better position to give me a hand job. Before I could only get her to do it when I was straddling her, and she'd basically just slide her thumb up and down my cock. Then this weekend, since we couldn't have intercourse and her hand was the only way I was going to have an orgasm, she actually stopped that and told me to lie on my back, and she laid on her side and used her whole left hand to stroke me! I put my left arm around her shoulders and pulled her skinny little body tight to mine. She really worked my cock, and between that and imagining that I had another girl doing the same thing on my right side I came pretty quickly.
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Friday, March 19th, 2004

Time:8:04 pm.
So in the last week or 2 condoms have been really stinging Bernadette's pussy. A doctor's visit suggested it was a symptom of a yeast infection, but after a round of medicine it still hurt. A second doctor's visit failed to yield much new knowledge, other than the lame assurance that it should go away after a while. Fortunately this has spurred Bernadette to switch our birth control method to Depo-Provera, so we can drop condoms completely (she's been on the pill, but misses doses enough that we've needed condoms as a backup). However my sweetie won't be at the right part of her cycle for the first Depo-Provera shot for several weeks.
And this is fantastic news! Because we're going to have to please ourselves in the meantime without the recourse of the vanilla intercourse we almost always fall into. I'm hoping this will be an opportunity to push her into some new practises. More as it developes!
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Tuesday, March 9th, 2004

Time:9:26 am.
I really hate to get serious for a bit here, but something's been weighing on my mind and I'm hoping someone out there has some advice. I've been in a relationship with this girl for almost 2 years and we're really, really compatible emotionally and domestically. We live together and it's all working out really well, and we both feel we could spend our lives together.
BUT she's just not kinky at all. The sex is hot and she's physically EXACTLY my type, but it's vanilla sex and it's essentially the same every time we fuck. I have these wild fantasies of pegging and threesomes and sucking her pussy juice of another guy's cock and watching her make out with another girl, but I can barely get her to go down on me, much less engage in anal play.
So my conundrum. Is it easier to turn a perfect mate into a sexually adventurous fiend, or is it easier to pursue like-minded sex-partners and find someone compatible? Am I being a fool by wanting to pursue outrageous fantasies, by devaluing a wonderful relationship because of common fantasies that aren't really attainable? How could I encourage my uptight, Midwestern girl to try kinky things?
Sorry for the serious, unerotic post but I'd appreciate any observations anyone has.
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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Time:9:33 am.
The past 2 nights in a row I've initiated sex with Bernadette in our sleep. Both times it began because I was dreaming that there was a naked guy next to me. I'm vastly more attracted to girls than boys, but some part of my mind is clearly curious.
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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

Time:10:15 am.
I vastly prefer true sex stories, but since I haven't had a lot of time to write an entry lately, here's a fictional sex story I wrote my first year at college. The people and the locations are completely real, but the events are more of a best-guess as to what might have happened had Michelle and I been a bit braver.

Seducing Sabrina )
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Saturday, December 6th, 2003

Time:3:06 pm.
I haven't really mentioned my current girlfriend here. She is so fantastically sexy, very slender with perky little tits and smooth white skin. She has big eyes and very full lips and loves to fuck. The only trouble with her is there's practically no adventurousness to her sexuality. Absolutely no kinks or fetishes that she's breathed a word of.
But last night she surprised me with an early birthday gift: Strip Chocolate, one of those erotic games for two lovers. It was basically a stripping board game that also involved painting designs in chocolate on your partner and licking them off (chocolate included). I'm not into food-play myself, but I'm so impressed with Bernadette for picking out something genuinely risqué.
Not only that, but after we were totally naked and streaked with chocolate and had set the game aside and were getting hot and heavy, she did something else completely unexpected. She was lying on her stomach and I was kneeling behind her, kissing my way down her back and toward her firm, round bottom. Now this is a girl who's never even hinted at the existence of anal sex, and scoots my hand away if it gets within 2 inches of her ass crack. But now I started fingering her sopping pussy with my left hand and kissing her butt cheek, and she gently shifted toward me until my tongue came across her tight virgin asshole. I started rimming her smooth little hole. She didn't say a word, but she clearly wanted it. Bernadette! Wanting to be rimmed! I was in ecstasy. It went on for a good minute, all the while with my middle finger stroking inside her burning hot pussy, then she rolled over with my finger still inside and I ate her clit to a delerious orgasm.
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